Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

May 30

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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex best friend,

Dear bestf riend,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

killself:

he is judging white people so hard loOK AT HIM

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No one: we should date.

Who wants to be my friend?

me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

schakerin:

whitegirlblogger:

♥ ♡ ♥             ♥ ♡ ♥

    ♥           ♥   ♥    ♥
    ♥ make out ♥

      ♡     with me ♡
         ♥                    ♥
            ♥              ♥
                 ♥ ♡ ♥
♥

       ♥ ♡ ♥             ♥ ♡ ♥

    ♥           ♥   ♥    ♥
    ♥                                ♥

      ♡             no            ♡
         ♥                    ♥
            ♥              ♥
                 ♥ ♡ ♥
♥

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teapayne:

Why do humans not work like caterpillars, I wish I could go in a cocoon for a few months and come out hot

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iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino

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maybelletea:

you know those feels

when you’re so into something

and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat

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Spray tanning successful. Hopefully.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

try turning it on and off again

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