February 2012
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nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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WatchWatch
what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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That moment when you can CAN'T stop laughing
YOU ARE LIKE 10 MIN LATER ☺More Laughs Here.
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monicle-lewinsky: what kind of pussy does the pope get? nun
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megan-grace: i pledge allegiance to the swag
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*Funny post that gets 10,000 notes*
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Listenlolhi-stepheniee: stephanie-says-smile: ...
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When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
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someone: quit apologizing
me: sorry
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What if your future child can time travel and came...
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HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
missalii:
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umhi-im-alexis: mypatronusisyou: people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres. this is a good point
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WatchWatch
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When someone catches you in a lie:
Need a laugh? Click here!
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ....
Tumblr: ....
Me: -clicks reblog-
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“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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whitepoweralejandra: oh i get it “the lollipop” is actually his dick fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick not a real lollipop
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