February 2012
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
That moment when you can CAN'T stop laughing
YOU ARE LIKE
10 MIN LATER
☺More Laughs Here.
monicle-lewinsky:
what kind of pussy does the pope get?
nun
megan-grace:
i pledge allegiance to the swag
*Funny post that gets 10,000 notes*
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
someone: quit apologizing
me: sorry
What if your future child can time travel and came...
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
missalii:
umhi-im-alexis:
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
this is a good point
When someone catches you in a lie:
Need a laugh? Click here!
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ....
Tumblr: ....
Me: -clicks reblog-
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop