January 2012
That moment when your writing a test and your...
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hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
hydroxyls:
seababe:
my mom pissed me off just now so i’m going to get fucking hammered tonight and have sex in her bed just to rub it in her face that i can do whatever the fuck i want #realtalk
rebellious teenager exhibit A.
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spenthisyearasaghost:
Im gunna start peeing at 11:59 and make it last till 12:01 so I can say “Ive been takin a pee since last year!”
When you know all about the current storyline on a...
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
Parents: "Will you ever stop using that computer?"
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When one side of your headphones stop working.
totally-relatable:
December 2011
"Slow and steady get's their ass kicked" My best...
Juan jokes
I’m sorry babe will you give me juan more chance?
hey guys who juan the game?
how many mexicans does it take to open a beer? just juan
i only have juan friend on facebook
all for juan and juan for all
it takes juan to know juan
these juan jokes are juan-derful
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ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
