May 2012
Leave one in my ask please →
-shrooms:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex best friend,
Dear bestf riend,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
No one: we should date.
Who wants to be my friend?
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
schakerin:
whitegirlblogger:
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ make out ♥
♡ with me ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
...
teapayne:
Why do humans not work like caterpillars, I wish I could go in a cocoon for a few months and come out hot
iweardiamondsforbreakfast:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
Spray tanning successful. Hopefully.
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
The 'yes or no' game.
with-roll-of-drum:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
whortneykardashian:
what is miranda cosgrove even doing
like
what
wow thats sad the only time she isnt awkwardly forcing a smile is when she’s choking on toothpaste
there has to be another way miranda…
rummyj:
yamino:
kaymonstar:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.
No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.
Everyone was M. Night Shyamalan the whole time.
laughingquiteloudly replied to your post: Dear Whoever Invented Strapless Bras, Die. Love,…
same
hahahahhhahah <3
Dear Whoever Invented Strapless Bras,
Die.
Love,
Every Girl With Boobs
do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: what
me: who said that
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
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