February 2012
i have to leave for work in 20 minutes and im still in my pajamas and havent even put in my contacts haha oops
alanthevan:
sailortits:
“hey listen to this song!!!”
“okay!”
doesn’t listen but remains silent on chat for a couple minutes
“wow this is really good i like it!”
…me.. LOL
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Dentist: What's your favorite subject?
Me: hkjdhfnmddsh
Dentist: That's nice.
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
When you discover an awesome tumblr →
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages: Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog .
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
My bestfriend and I:
The loving names:
The awesome offers:
The giggle fits:
The good moods:
Our awesomeness:
The fun fights we get into:
Our ghetto moments :
All in all:
Basically all my sentences start with one of...
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
Watching a sad movie
totally-relatable:
At home:
At school:
1 tag
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
When I sing...
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
When I play Minesweeper I.. →
( ) Use the math and always win
(X) Press any button and never win
(XXXX) You have to use math in Minesweeper?
When you spell a big word right on the first try.
bigelephantsneverforget:
I’m a genius .
